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Crossing the Humor Bridge: A Collection of Bridge Puns and Jokes

Here are some of the funniest jokes and puns about bridges that are sure to make you chuckle and bridge the gap between a bad day and a good one.

Funny Jokes about Bridges

  1. Why did the hipster refuse to cross the bridge? It was too mainstream.
  2. Why do alligators hate crossing bridges? They have to pay the toll.
  3. I tried to build a bridge out of spaghetti, but it just collapsed. I guess you could say it pasta way.
  4. I told a joke about a bridge to a group of engineers. It went over their heads.
  5. What did the bridge say to the river below? “Long time, no sea!”
  6. I tried to write a joke about a drawbridge, but it just didn’t seem to fit.
  7. I tried to tell a joke about a toll booth, but it was too taxing.
  8. I wanted to tell a joke about a bridge, but I’m still working on the delivery.
  9. Why did the bridge break up with the river? They just weren’t on the same current.
  10. Why did the bicyclist refuse to cross the bridge? It was two-tired.
  11. Why did the bridge cross the road? To get to the other side of town.
  12. Why did the bridge go to the doctor? It was feeling a little rusty.
  13. Did you hear about the bridge that got into a fight with a boat? It was a draw-bridge.
  14. Why did the bridge break up with the river? They just couldn’t see eye-to-eye.
Bridge with pun in writing on it

Sayings about Bridges

  1. A bridge is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
  2. A bridge is just a fancy way to cross a river and not get wet.
  3. A bridge is a structure built to cross the gap between two sides, but sometimes it’s better to burn that bridge and swim to the other side.
  4. A bridge is a great way to connect two sides of a city, but if it’s toll-free, it’s a bridge too far.
  5. Bridges are like relationships. You need a strong foundation, and if you don’t maintain them, they may collapse.
  6. A good bridge is like a good joke – both have to be well-constructed to work properly.
  7. A bridge is like a handshake between two different places.
  8. You know it’s a good bridge when it’s hard to resist the urge to shout, ‘Whee!’ as you cross it.
  9. A bridge is like a giant game of Jenga, except the blocks are much heavier and you don’t want to be the one to make it fall.
  10. Bridges are the ultimate trust fall. You just have to believe they won’t let you down.
  11. A bridge is like a work of art, except instead of hanging on a wall, it hangs over a river.
  12. Bridges are like the universal translator in Star Trek – they bring people from different cultures and languages together.
  13. Crossing a bridge is like crossing a line. Once you’re on the other side, there’s no going back.
  14. A bridge is like a haircut. If it’s done right, it won’t make you nervous when you cross it.
  15. A bridge is like a time machine. It connects the past and the future and makes them feel like they’re right next to each other.
Bridge with pun in writing on it

Bridge Captions

  1. Crossing this bridge was a journey, but the view on the other side was worth it.
  2. Bridges bring people together, even when they’re miles apart.
  3. This bridge takes me to new heights.
  4. Bridges are more than just a way to cross a river – they’re a connection to the past and future.
  5. I can’t help but feel a sense of wonder every time I cross a bridge like this.
  6. This bridge may be made of steel and concrete, but it has a beauty all its own.
  7. The view from this bridge makes everything seem a little brighter.
  8. A bridge is a reminder that there’s always a way to get from here to there.
  9. Every time I cross this bridge, I feel like I’m on top of the world.
  10. A bridge is a symbol of strength and resilience, and a reminder that we can overcome any obstacle.
  11. Bridges aren’t just for crossing rivers – they’re for crossing barriers, too.
  12. Crossing this bridge feels like stepping into a whole new world.
  13. A bridge is a way to connect with nature and with other people.
  14. There’s something magical about the way a bridge spans the distance between two points.
  15. Bridges are like a thread that connects the tapestry of our lives.

The next time you cross a bridge, take a moment to appreciate not only its usefulness but also the laughter it can inspire.

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