Car Riddles
Buckle up for some laugh-out-loud road trip fun with these car riddles! I’ve got a trunk full of giggles and a tank full of smiles just for you. Let’s put the pedal to the metal on this joyride of jokes and riddles!
Now, if you’re anything like me, a car ride is not just a journey; it’s an adventure, a chance to sing at the top of your lungs to your favorite tunes, and maybe, just maybe, solve a riddle or two. So, let’s fuel up on fun that will entertain not just the little co-pilots in the backseat but the big navigators upfront too.
Funny Car Jokes
Let’s kick off some turbocharged laughter with these funny jokes about cars. So buckle up, hold onto your steering wheel and hit the road.
- What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
- A To-Yoda! May the “four-speed” be with you!
- What do you call a Ford Fiesta that loves to take a nap?
- A Ford Siesta! Beep beep, snooze snooze!
- Why didn’t the old car apply for a job?
- Because it wanted to retire! Get it? Re-“tire”!
- What’s a car’s favorite meal?
- Brake-fast! Stop and go fuel, yum!
- What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
- Tyrannosaurus Wrecks! Oops, extinct again!
- Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
- Because it ran out of juice! Squeeze me, coming through!
- Why did the spreadsheet go to the mechanic?
- Because it was excel-erating too hard!
- Why did the sedan break up with the SUV?
- It needed more space!
- What’s a car’s favorite meal?
- Anything it can get at a drive-thru!
- What’s a car’s favorite TV show?
- “Brake-ing Bad”!
- What do cars eat on their toast?
- Traffic jam!
- Why don’t cars ever tell jokes?
- Because they always drive everyone away with their puns!
- Why did the car go to the doctor?
- Because it had a bad case of exhaust-ion!
- What part of the car is the laziest?
- The exhaust! Get it, it is always exhaust-ed!
- What car does an electrician drive?
- A Volts-wagon!
- What did the tornado say to the car?
- Do you want to go for a spin?
- When is a car like a frog?
- When it is being toad!
- What did the traffic light say to the car?
- Don’t look at me, I’m changing
- What did the grape say when it got run over by a car?
- Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- What’s a car’s favorite TV series?
- “Fuel House”!
- What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
- A Lamb-borghini!
- What do you get when you cross a car and a dog?
- A car-pet.
- What do you call a snowman in a hot rod?
- A melt-down!
- Why did the car break up with the GPS?
- Because it felt it was being led-on!
Car Riddles to Solve
Let’s shift gears and test your brain’s horsepower with some car riddles that’ll get your mental engine revving. Try to solve these before peeking at the answers. Ready, set, think!
- I have wheels and can have a horn, but I’m not a car. What am I?
- Think outside the garage on this one. It’s something you might find both in and out of the city!
- What has four wheels and flies, but isn’t an airplane?
- A bit of a head-scratcher, isn’t it? The answer might be closer to the ground than you think.
- You hear me before you see me, but I’m never seen. What am I?
- This one’s all about the sounds on the street. What could be making noise without being in plain sight?
- I disappear every time you say my name. What am I?
- Think about what vanishes when acknowledged. It’s something every driver has to deal with!
- What part of the car is the laziest?
- This piece might feel a bit “tired,” but it’s not what you’re probably thinking!
- What goes up and down hills, but never moves?
- A riddle to drive your thoughts in circles! It’s something every road shares.
- The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
- Hint: Drivers dread it, especially at night.
- I am found within cars but never within busses. I am known as the first of my kind. I can also be found in oceans but not rivers. What am I?
- Try not to think too deeply on this one!
Ready to check your answers? Here we go:
- A bicycle! Yes, it’s not a car, but it sure has wheels and a horn to honk.
- A garbage truck! It has four wheels and indeed “flies” – the buzzing kind, that is.
- A car’s horn! You definitely hear it loud and clear, but seeing it? Not so much.
- Silence! Saying “silence” breaks it every time. Especially in traffic, when honking horns dominate.
- The spare tire! Always just lounging in the trunk, taking a break until it’s absolutely needed.
- A road! It weaves through hills, valleys, and everything in between, yet it doesn’t move an inch.
- Fog. The thicker the fog, the less visibility you have.
- The Letter A: Being the first letter of the alphabet and found in the words cars and oceans.
If you are enjoying these car riddles, be sure to check out our Electric Car Jokes for more fun!
I hope you found some good laughs and tricky questions to share with your friends and family. Remember, a good joke or riddle can make any car ride a lot more fun. So, the next time you’re on the road, try out some of these to make the trip fly by.
