Cartoon Jokes
Ready to embark on a world where laughter is the soundtrack and cartoon characters are the stars? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a hilariously animated journey that send waves of laughter your way!
From the mischievous antics of SpongeBob SquarePants to the daring adventures of the Teen Titans, we’ve rounded up 75 of the most side-splitting, rib-tickling cartoon jokes that will have you laughing out loud and reminiscing about your favorite animated moments.
Whether you’re a fan of classic toons or you’ve got a soft spot for the latest animated heroes, these jokes are a guaranteed trip down memory lane, with a twist of humor. So, get ready to unleash your inner child, because we’re turning the page to a chapter filled with giggles, chortles, and good old-fashioned fun. Let the cartoon capers begin!
75 Hilarious Cartoon Jokes
- Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
- What does Bugs Bunny say when he’s making a salad? “What’s up, Doc?”
- Why did SpongeBob join the gym? To get into ship shape!
- What’s Scooby-Doo’s favorite exercise? Dead-lifts, for the ghosts, of course!
- How does Spider-Man organize a party? He plans it web-wide!
- Why couldn’t the Road Runner ever use a GPS? Because he always takes the beep beep road!
- What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? “Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant…”
- Why did Tom and Jerry start a business together? Because Tom had the chase, and Jerry had the escape plans!
- How does Batman’s mother call him to dinner? “Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner – BATMAN!”
- What’s Gargamel’s least favorite music genre? Smurf’n’Roll!
- Why don’t you play cards with jungle animals? Because Cheetahs are everywhere!
- What did Dexter say to Dee Dee when she entered his lab? “Where’s the exit strategy?”
- How does Donald Duck like his eggs? Quackers!
- What did the Minion say to his Valentine? “Banana be mine?”
- Why was Winnie the Pooh looking in the toilet? He was hunting for Pooh!
- What’s Superman’s favorite part of the joke? The “punch” line!
- Why did the Flintstones have a terrible baseball team? Because you can’t have good pitchers when the ball is made of stone!
- How does Garfield deal with Mondays? By hitting the snooze button until it’s Tuesday.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why was Eeyore invited to every party? Because he was always down for a little “boo-hoo”!
- How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokémon!
- What did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles say when they ran out of pizza? “This is a shell of a problem!”
- Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf? In case he got a hole in one!
- What did the judge say to the skunk in court? “Odor in the court!”
- Why did the rug tell Aladdin jokes? It wanted to keep him on the floor laughing!
- Why did Elmer Fudd have trouble using his computer? He couldn’t find the “Wabbit” tab.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet with Buzz Lightyear!
- What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!
- Why was the math book sad at the cartoon convention? Because it had too many problems.
- How does Lightning McQueen eat his dinner? Fast and furious-ly!
- What’s Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked!
- Why don’t Transformers use social media? Because they hate auto-correct!
- Why did the Simpson family go to the museum? Because they heard there was a D’oh exhibition!
- What does Captain America put in his drinks? Justice cubes.
- Why did the teenage witch take art class? She wanted to improve her spell-ing!
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek with the animated characters? Because he was always spotted.
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite with a bark!
- Why was the geometry book a hit at the cartoon party? Because it had all the right angles!
- How do you know if a joke is a dad joke in the cartoon world? It becomes apparent.
- What did one ocean say to the other in the SpongeBob episode? Nothing, they just waved.
- Why did the animation character bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
- Why did Woody give Bullseye some sugar? Because he wanted a sweet ride!
- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- How does a penguin build its house in a cartoon? Igloos it together!
- Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh’s sequel!
- Why don’t secret agents sleep? Because they don’t want to be caught napping!
- What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
- Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his duty!
- What did the fish say when he hit the wall in the Finding Nemo outtakes? Dam!
- Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot in the Looney Tunes crossover episode!
- What kind of music do mummies listen to in “Scooby-Doo”? Wrap!
- Why do the “Teen Titans” never play hide and seek? Because Starfire always lights up the room!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit in “Pac-Man”? Boo-berries!
- Why did the “Adventure Time” characters refuse to play cards in the treehouse? Because Finn was always too hands-on!
- What does a superhero put on his cereal? Supermilk!
- How do you throw a space party in “Futurama”? You planet with Fry!
- Why don’t “Powerpuff Girls” use bookmarks? Because they always fly through their stories!
- What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!
- How does a “Simpsons” character fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
- Why did the “SpongeBob” episode get paused? Because Sandy Cheeks needed a break!
- Why did Gumball refuse to play cards? Because Darwin was always a little fishy.
- Why did the bicycle fall over in “Peppa Pig”? Because it was two-tired!
- What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock in “The Jetsons”? Look grandpa, no hands!
- How do you know if a cartoon character is a good singer? If they can hit the high C’s in “SpongeBob”!
- Why was the broom late in the “Harry Potter” animated series? It over-swept!
- What did the calculator say to the math problem in “Dexter’s Laboratory”? “You can count on me!”
- Why don’t they play poker in the jungle in “Jungle Book”? Too many cheetahs!
- What’s “Avatar’s” favorite game? Air-bender twister!
- How did “Rick and Morty” fix the broken time machine? With duct tape, it fixes everything but a broken timeline!
- Why did the picture go to jail in the “Looney Tunes” art episode? Because it was framed!
- What did one wall say to the other wall in “Tom & Jerry”? Meet you at the corner!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful cartoon actor? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s the Joker’s favorite game? The “knight” jokes on Batman!
- How do you make an octopus laugh in “SpongeBob SquarePants”? With ten-tickles!
- Why did the sun go to school in “The Magic School Bus“? To get a little brighter!
“That’s all folks!” It’s been a rollicking rollercoaster ride through the world of cartoon humor that has, hopefully, left you with a smile as wide as Joker’s and a heart as light as SpongeBob’s balloon pants. As we close the curtain on this laugh-a-minute adventure, remember that the spirit of cartoons isn’t just about the jokes or the slapstick humor; it’s about finding joy in the little moments and seeing the world through a lens of boundless imagination and color.
Share these jokes over dinner, whispered them in a boring meeting, or kept them as your secret pick-me-up, we hope they’ve sprinkled a little animated magic into your day. Until our next comedic caper, keep laughing, keep loving cartoons, and remember; life’s too short not to enjoy a good laugh, especially when it’s shared with friends, family, or even your favorite fictional characters. Stay animated, everyone!
