Pirate Puns
Ahoy there, me hearties! Did you know there be a special day called International Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19th? Yep, it’s a whole day just for talking like pirates! Whether you’re waiting for that day or just wanting some funny jokes for a pirate party, you’ve come to the right place.
From silly puns to jokes that’ll make you laugh like a pirate, this treasure trove of pirate jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone. So grab your eyepatch and get ready for some giggles – it’s going be a swashbucklin’ good time!
Funny Pirate Jokes
- What’s a pirate’s favorite type of cookie? Ship’s Ahoy!
- Why was the pirate so good at basketball? Because he had a great hook shot!
- Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the deck!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s “R,” but it be the “C” they love!
- How do pirates prefer to communicate? They like to send messages by bottle – it’s the original “texting”!
- What’s a pirate’s least favorite restaurant? Long John Silver’s, because it’s always “hooked” on fast food!
- What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie! Most pirates prefer an eyepatch and a peg leg for style.
- Why did the pirate take a shower? Because he wanted to wash up on shore!
- What shivers on the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck
- What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!
- Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore anyway!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of music? Sea shanties, of course!
- Why do pirates carry their swords? Because swords can’t walk!
- Why was the pirate ship so cheap? It was on sail!
- What is a pirate’s favorite type of fish? Swordfish
- What’s a pirate’s least favorite vegetable? Leeks!
- How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg! Quite literally.
- How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!
- Why do pirates make excellent fishermen? Because they have a great hook!
- How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye!
- What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved!
- What type of haircut do pirates get? A crew cut
- What did the pirate say when he lost his wooden leg? “Shiver me timbers, I’m stumped!”
- Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To buy an iPatch!
- Where do pirates go to drink? The sandbar
- What is a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank
- Why did the pirate fail his eye test? Because he couldn’t see the Cs
- What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie? Ships ahoy
- Why did the pirate go to school? Because he wanted to learn how to “sail” through his exams
- What’s a pirate’s favorite type of socks? Arrrrrgyle!
Pirate Puns and Captions
- Pirate ships are great, they’re always up to something fishy.
- Sailing into the weekend like a true buccaneer!
- Ahoy, mateys! Who’s ready to set sail on the adventure of a lifetime?
- Living life one ‘arr’ at a time! Who’s with me?
- On the quest for treasure and good times!
- Salty air, ocean breeze, and a heart full of pirate dreams!
- Step aside, for this pirate is on a mission!
- Yo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me!
- Sailin’ the seven seas with a crew of scallywags and a ship full of dreams
- Charting a course for treasure and never looking back.
- What does a pirate wear on Halloween? A pumpkin patch
- With courage in our hearts and adventure on the horizon, we’re unstoppable.
- In a world full of rules, be a pirate. Break free and chart your own course.
- Life’s an adventure, so grab your eyepatch and join me on the high seas!
- Do pirates like to fight? Sword of
- Sailin’ through life with a yo ho ho and a hearty laugh!
- Brace yourselves, me hearties, adventure awaits!
- Charting a course for treasure, one wave at a time!
- Aye, the sea be callin’ and I must answer!
- Plunderin’ hearts and seekin’ treasures – that’s the pirate’s way!
- Every day is talk like a pirate day for me
- What do pirates wear in the winter to keep warm? Long Johns
- What has 6 arms, 6 legs and 6 eyes? 6 pirates
- What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
As we wrap up our journey through the world of pirate puns, jokes, and one-liners, I hope these brought a smile to your face. Whether you’re planning your next adventure or simply enjoying a laugh with friends, these lighthearted pirate puns will brighten your day. So, here’s to keeping the spirit of fun and adventure alive!