Pizza Jokes

Get ready to toss your worries aside and sprinkle some laughter on your day, because you’ve just landed on the ultimate slice of fun, these funny pizza jokes and puns! Whether you’re a fan of the classic pepperoni, a die-hard veggie lover, or someone who boldly puts pineapple on their pizza (we don’t judge!), we’ve got a little something to make everyone chuckle.

So, grab a slice, sit back, and let’s dive into a cheesy, saucy world where the laughs are as plentiful as the toppings. Trust us, it’s going to be a pizza-rific time!

Funny Pizza Jokes

Starting off with some clean and family friendly jokes about pizza.

Why did the pizza go to the doctor? Because it was feeling saucy!
If a pizza and a carrot were in a race, who would win? The pizza because it is fast food.
What did one pizza say to the other pizza during their argument? “You wanna pizza me?!”
Why don’t pizzas ever get lonely? Because they always come in a “pie”!
What do builders put on their pizza? Saw-sages.
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? “Slice of Life”!
Waiter, will my pizza be long? No, it will be round!
What did the pepperoni say to the cheese on the pizza? Nice to meat you.
Why was the pizza chef so good at her job? Because she knew how to “knead” the dough!
How do you stick a pizza back together? With tomato paste.
What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZZa!
Why did the pizza maker go to art school? To get a pizza the action!
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance? The slice slide!
What do you get when you cross a pizza with a politician? A lot of cheesy promises!
How do you cook a hawaiian pizza? On aloha heat.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of waiting for the pizza delivery!
What did the pepperoni say to the cheese? “You’re grate!”
Why was the celebrity pizza sad? Because he was chased by the pepper-azzi!
What’s a pizza’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice, Baby!”
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy!
Why did the pizza maker get fired? There was mushroom for improvement in his work.

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Pizza Puns

Let’s keep the pizza party rolling with some pun-derful slices of humor! Here are some pizza puns that are sure to deliver a smile:

In crust we trust. The unofficial motto of pizza lovers everywhere.
Slice to meet you. The friendliest greeting at a pizza party.
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart. For that special someone who loves pizza as much as you do.
Cheesy Crust! When the pizza is so good, it’s almost religious.
This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate. Perfect for complimenting someone special, or your favorite type of cheese on pizza.
Doughn’t stop believing. For those moments when you’re waiting for the pizza to arrive, and hope is all you have.
I pepper-only have eyes for you. For that irresistible someone… or slice.
Avoiding the pizza was a mis-steak. A reminder that life’s too short to skip pizza night.
Olive you so much. Especially when you share your pizza with me.
You wanna pizza me? A playful challenge among pizza-loving friends.
It’s all about that base. A tribute to the foundation of every great pizza.
Let’s get this bread. The rallying cry before diving into a delicious pizza.
I’m not sharing, I’m just being crust-worthy. For those moments when your pizza is just too good to share.
Life happens, pizza helps. A universal truth known by pizza aficionados.
A round of applause for our pizza. Because every pizza deserves recognition.
I knead this pizza in my life. For when the craving hits and nothing else will do.
The slice is right. Perfect for choosing your next piece of pizza.
You had me at pizza. Because sometimes, it’s the only pickup line you need.
Slice, slice, baby. For those cool moments when pizza is about to be served.
Feeling saucy. When you’re not just talking about the pizza.
Act now, or it’s crust history! Hurry up before the last slice disappears.
A pizza my mind. Where thoughts of pizza never leave.
Living the pizza loca. For those who live by the slice and are a bit wild at heart.
It’s impastable to resist. Especially when the aroma hits you.
Crust a little. Sometimes, all you need is faith… in pizza.
Any way you slice it, pizza is the best. A universal truth for pizza lovers.
Pie love you. A declaration of true love, especially if it’s for pizza.
You’re the topping to my pizza. Because every pizza (and person) is better with the right partner.
It’s a pizza cake! For when making or eating pizza is just too easy.
Dough my God! When the pizza is just that amazing.
Let’s face it, we’re in a deep dish relationship. For those deeply committed… to pizza.
Pepperoni is red, cheese is yellow, I love pizza, you’re a great fellow. A pizza poem for making new friends.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. Borrowing from a classic song to express your pizza love.

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Pizza Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock! Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wanna know who’s bringing the pizza?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Crust. Crust who? Crust me, this pizza joke will make you laugh!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you need is love… and maybe a slice of pizza!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza on earth and goodwill to Men.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget the extra cheese on that pizza!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? I’m bacon a pizza for you!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Slice. Slice who? Slice to meet you, let’s share some pizza!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, I brought the pizza!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a crowd, so I brought extra pizza!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive these pizza jokes, don’t you?
Who’s there? Pete. Pete who? Pizza really great guy, so let him in.
What does pizza like to do in the Winter? Go Slice-skating.
Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita pizza now, I’m starving!
Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open the door, the pizza is getting cold!
Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda pizza this? It’s too good to miss!
Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for after we eat this pizza.

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I hope you enjoyed these funny jokes about a favorite fast food, pizza. Remember, life is like a pizza pie, best enjoyed with friends, family, and a healthy dose of laughter. So, the next time you’re sharing a pizza, sprinkle in a joke or two and get ready for the laughter!