Halloween Lunchbox Jokes for Kids
Halloween is the perfect excuse to sneak a little extra fun into your child’s lunchbox. Whether your kids love spooky stories, silly monsters, or anything involving candy, a funny Halloween joke can turn an ordinary school lunch into a tiny surprise.
These Halloween lunchbox jokes for kids are short, silly, and easy to read. They’re perfect for writing on a lunchbox note, slipping into a pencil case, or printing out and cutting into little joke cards.
Funny Halloween Lunchbox Jokes
Here are some silly Halloween jokes your kids can enjoy at school.
1. What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Spook-ghetti!
2. What is a monster’s favorite snack?
Ghoul scout cookies.
3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
4. What kind of witch likes the beach?
A sandwitch.
5. Why did the skeleton skip lunch?
He didn’t have the stomach for it!
6. What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost Flakes!
7. What does a vampire put on his sandwich?
A little bite of mustard!
8. What did the ghost pack for lunch?
A Boo loney sandwich
9. What do you call a pumpkin who tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
10. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind
Halloween Pumpkin Jokes for Lunchboxes
Pumpkins are one of the best things about Halloween and they’re very easy to make jokes about!
11. What do you call a pumpkin that loves school?
A gourd student!
12. Why was the pumpkin so good at school?
It was always on the ball!
13. How do you surprise a pumpkin?
You catch them off-gourd.
14. Why didn’t the pumpkin have lunch?
It was already stuffed!
15. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids
These jokes are spooky enough for Halloween but not so scary that your little ones will lose their appetite!
16. Why don’t ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits!
17. What do you call a ghost’s lunch break?
A boo break!
18. Why did the skeleton bring a lunchbox?
He wanted something to bone-appétit!
19. What do ghosts say when they finish eating?
“That was boo-tiful!”
20. Why did the vampire pack extra snacks?
He was planning to have a bite later!
21. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!
22. What do ghosts put on their toast?
Scream cheese!
23. What is a monster’s favorite lunch?
A fang-wich!
Silly Halloween Monster Jokes
Monsters might look scary, but these lunchbox jokes are anything but!
24 What do monsters eat at lunchtime?
Grave-y!
25. Why did the monster eat his homework?
He thought it was a tasty assignment!
26. What is a monster’s favorite sandwich?
A scream cheese sandwich!
27. What do you call a monster who loves vegetables?
A healthy beast!
28. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
29. What do monsters drink with lunch?
Ghoul-aid!
Halloween Witch Jokes
Add a little witchy magic to your child’s lunchbox with these silly Halloween jokes.
30. What does a witch eat for lunch?
Sand-witches!
31. What is a witch’s favorite subject at school?
Spell-ing!
Halloween Food Jokes
Sometimes the funniest Halloween jokes are the ones involving food. These are perfect for slipping into a lunchbox alongside a sandwich, fruit, or snack.
32. What is a vampire’s favorite sandwich?
A bite-sized one!
33. What kind of chips do ghosts eat?
Ghoul-den chips!
34. What do skeletons eat when they’re hungry?
Ribs!
35. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
Halloween Puns for Lunchbox Notes
Need even more? Here are some quick one-liners that are easy to fit on a tiny note.
36. Have a fang-tastic lunch!
37. You’re totally spook-tacular!
38. Hope your lunch is boo-tiful!
39. Have a gourd-geous day!
40. You’re one boo-tiful kid!
41. Don’t forget to eat your lunch before you start haunting!
42. Have a spook-tacular school day!
43. Witch-ing you a great lunch!
44. You are unbe-leaf-able! Have a fang-tastic day!
45. Eat, drink and be scary!
46. You’re scary good at being awesome!
47. Have a boo-tiful day at school!
Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes
Who doesn’t love a knock-knock joke? These are especially fun for kids because they can read the setup and then tell the punchline to their friends.
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s only Halloween!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of these snacks is yours?
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to school and have a great day!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo! Did I scare you?
Halloween Jokes Your Kids Can Tell Their Friends
A lunchbox joke is even better when your child can remember it and tell it at the lunch table.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with!
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room!
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
You can see right through them!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plump-kin!
Why was the broom late?
It over-swept!
What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap music!
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had some great circulation!
How to Use Halloween Lunchbox Jokes
You don’t need to do anything fancy to make these jokes special. A tiny handwritten note can be enough to make your child’s day.
Try writing one on:
- A small piece of Halloween-colored paper
- A sticky note
- A napkin
- The outside of their lunchbox
- A little card tucked beside their sandwich
- A piece of paper inside their pencil case
You could even make a Halloween joke of the day and give your child a different joke every school day throughout October.
Make Halloween Lunches More Fun
Halloween doesn’t have to mean filling your child’s lunchbox with candy. You can keep their usual lunch and simply add a little spooky fun.
Try cutting sandwiches into pumpkin shapes, adding Halloween-themed fruit, using spooky cupcake liners for snacks, or including a funny Halloween lunchbox joke.
