Halloween Jokes for Kids
Welcome to our spook-tacular collection of Halloween jokes for kids! Halloween is all about fun, laughter, and a little bit of spooky excitement, and what better way to celebrate than with some silly jokes that will have everyone giggling? Whether you’re hosting a Halloween party, going trick-or-treating, or just looking for some Halloween-themed fun, these jokes are perfect for bringing smiles to little faces.
Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? “Because a dog was after his bones!”
What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? “Rice Creepies!”
What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? “Spooktacles!”
When do cows turn into werewolves? “During the full moooooon!”
What sound do witches make when they eat cereal? “Snap, Cackle & Pop!”
Where do fashionable ghosts shop? “Bootiques!”
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? “All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts!”
What did the fisherman say on Halloween? “Trick or trout!”
Where do ghosts buy stamps? “At the ghost office!”
What did one ghost say to the other? “Get a life!”
Why did the Headless Horseman go to school? “He wanted to get a-head in life!”
Did you hear about the zombie that took a nap? “It was dead tired!”
Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation? “The Dead Sea!”
What kind of rocks do ghosts collect? “Tombstones!”
How do you know vampires love baseball? “They turn into bats every night!”
What can you catch from a vampire in winter? “Frostbite!”
Did you hear about the crazy vampire? “He was totally batty!”
Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? “He had no body to go with!”
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? “Fangs-giving!”
Where do ghosts go on holidays? “The Boohamas!”
What’s it like being kissed by a vampire? “It’s a pain in the neck!”
How do vampires get around on Halloween? “On blood vessels!”
What did the ghost say when it fell down? “I got a boo-boo!”
Why do witches wear name tags? “To tell which witch is which!”
What do skeletons fly around in? “A scareplane or a skelecopter!”
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party? “Any old friend he could dig up!”
What did the bird say on Halloween? “Twick or tweet!”
Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? “Because you can see right through them!”
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “I scream!”
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? “Day-scare!”
How do ghosts search the Web? “They use ghoul-gle!”
What do you call a fat pumpkin? “A plumpkin!”
Why didn’t the zombie go to school? “He felt rotten!”
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? “You use a pumpkin patch!”
What goes around a haunted house and never stops? “A fence!”
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? “A sax-a-bone!”
Why are graveyards so noisy? “Because of all the coffin!”
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? “Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!”
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? “A broom-mate situation!”
Wanna know why skeletons are so calm? “Because nothing gets under their skin!”
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees? “They’re LUMBARjacks!”
What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing? “A cornfield!”
How does a vampire enter his house? “Through the bat flap!”
Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat? “Dead ends!”
What type of plates do skeletons like to use? “Bone china!”
What goes “Ha-ha-ha-ha!” right before a gigantic sounding crash and then keeps laughing? “A haunted house!”
Who do monsters buy cookies from? “Ghoul scouts!”
Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? “Because there are so many plots there!”
Why are there fences around cemeteries? “Because people are dying to get in!”
What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue? “Let’s stop in for a cool one!”
What do you call a dancing ghost? “Polka-haunt-us!”
What do demons eat for breakfast? “Deviled eggs!”
Why do ghosts love hanging out at bars? “Because of all the Boos!”
Where’s the best place to party on Halloween? “The g-RAVE-yard!”
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? “A neck-tarine!”
Why did the baby wrap itself in white cloth strips? “It wanted to be just like its mummy!”
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? “The house was repossessed!”
Why do ghosts hate when it rains on Halloween? “It dampens their spirits!”
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? “No body!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? “Bamboo!”
Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? “Because they have so much spirit!”
What did the girl horse dress up as for Halloween? “A night mare!”
Where should you hide if zombies are chasing you? “The living room!”
What do you call a haunted chicken? “A poultrygeist!”
What kind of shoes do ghosts wear? “Boo-ts!”
Why didn’t the coffee bean go to the Halloween party? “It was grounded!”
Why did the skeleton laugh? “Something tickled its funny bone!”
How do monsters like their eggs cooked? “Terror-fried!”
Who’s the best dancer among monsters? “The boogieman!”
Why didn’t the mummy have any friends? “He was too wrapped up in himself!”
What did the skeleton bring to the cookout? “Spare ribs!”
Why do skeletons argue? “They always have a bone to pick!”
Where do zombies live? “On a dead end!”
What’s a vampire’s favorite dog? “A bloodhound!”
How do pumpkins fix a tear? “With a pumpkin patch!”
What do you call two witches who live together? “Broommates!”
What do witches use on their hair? “Scare-spray!”
Why don’t skeletons like the cold? “It’s bone-chilling!”
Who’s the ruler of the pumpkin patch? “The pump-king!”
What kind of cars do zombies drive? “Monster trucks!”
Where does Dracula keep his money? “In a blood bank!”
What kind of pumpkins work at a pool? “Life-gourds!”
Did you hear about the ghost party? “It was loud enough to wake the dead!”
What’s a ghost’s favorite meal? “Spook-ghetti!”
What do witches study in school? “Spelling!”
Why don’t zombies eat clowns? “They taste funny!”
How do you unlock a cemetery at night? “With a Skeleton Key!”
What’s a ghost’s favorite muffin? “Boo-berry!”
Why do ghosts love hanging out at bars? “Because of all the Boos!”
What shouldn’t you serve a vampire for dinner? “Steak!”
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo hoo, don’t make a ghost cry.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you has the candy?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl-ween is here!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream at zombies.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Minnie. Minnie who? Minnie people love Halloween.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Correct.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Creep. Creep who? Creep it down, you’ll wake the dead.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat you don’t know who’s knocking!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Twig. Twig who? Twig or tweat.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery scary ghost! Run!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? A zombie with a cold.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood, blah!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean waiting for Halloween all year long.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting to get candy all day!
Thanks for checking out our Halloween jokes for kids! We hope these funny and spooky jokes brought a lot of giggles and fun to your Halloween celebrations. Sharing laughs is a great way to make memories, and these jokes are perfect for trick-or-treating, Halloween parties, or just a cozy night in with family. Have a fantastic Halloween filled with lots of laughter, treats, and maybe a few friendly scares.
