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Winging It: Laugh Your Tail Feathers Off with These Hilarious Bird Jokes

Attention bird lovers and jokesters alike! Are you ready to soar to new heights? If you’re a fan of feathered friends and clever wordplay, then you’ve come to the right place. Get ready to flock to some of the funniest bird puns and jokes that will have you chirping with laughter.

From egg-cellent one-liners to wing-ding punchlines, this post is sure to ruffle your feathers in all the right ways. So, let’s spread our wings and take flight into the world of bird puns and jokes!

43 Funny Bird Jokes

  1. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
  2. What do you call a bird that’s always on the phone? A chatterbox.
  3. Why did the bird go to the hospital? To get a tweetment!
  4. Why did the owl go to the doctor? He was having a hoot-ache.
  5. What do you call a bird that’s a thief? A Robin hood.
  6. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
  7. How dies a chicken stay fit? With egg-ercise.
  8. What do you call an owl who is always correcting people’s grammar? A know-it-owl
  9. What do you call a rude bird? A mocking bird.
  10. What do you get when you cross a bird and a snake? A feathered boa.
  11. What robs you in the bathtub? A robber ducky.
  12. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
  13. Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
  14. What did the bird say before his test? It’s OK I will just wing it
  15. What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  16. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
  17. Where do birds invest their money? in the stork market.
  18. When should you buy a bird? When it is cheap.
  19. Why did the bird break up with its girlfriend? She kept egging it on.
  20. What do you call a sad bird? A blue bird.
  21. What do you call a bird that’s afraid of heights? A chicken.
  22. What do you call a religious bird? A bird of prey.
  23. Why don’t birds use computers? They prefer to tweet.
  24. What do you call a bird who is always out of breath? A puffin.
  25. Why did the owl invite his friends over? He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
  26. What do you call a crate full of ducks? A box of quackers.
  27. Why did the pelican refuse to pay for its meal? Because it had a big bill.
  28. Which bird can lift the most weight? A crane.
  29. What kind of bird does not need a comb? A bald eagle.
  30. What do you call a bird that’s always wearing sunglasses? A cool chick.
  31. How did the bird break into the house? With a crow bar.
  32. Why did the duck join the police force? To quack down on crime.
  33. Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? Because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over!
  34. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walky talky
  35. What’s a bird’s favorite type of movie? Beak-busters.
  36. Why do penguins always carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have pockets!
  37. What do you get when you cross an owl with a cat? A meowl.
  38. Why don’t birds play basketball? They always foul.
  39. Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They’re always afraid of breaking the ice.
  40. What’s a bird’s favorite type of flower? A tweet pea.
  41. What do you call a bird that is always in trouble? A jail bird.
  42. What do you call a seagull that loves to surf? A wave-watcher
  43. Why did the bird feel like a superhero in the tree? Because he had a bird’s-eye view of everything.
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Witty Bird One Liners and Captions

These captions and one liners are perfect for all your birdy-themed social media posts:

  • Owl be seeing you later.
  • Caw if you want to come over!
  • Tweet dreams, sweet birds.
  • Beak-on trend with the latest fashions!
  • Winging it through life one day at a time.
  • Keep calm and chirp on.
  • I’m an owl and proud of it.
  • Don’t be a noisy goose.
  • Flock together!
  • Spread your wings and soar high!
  • Life is too short to not take flight.
  • Toucan play at that game!
  • Don’t be such a bird brain!
  • I’m just winging it.
  • You quack me up!
  • Let’s ruffle some feathers.
  • My jokes are flocking great!
  • Owl bet you didn’t see that coming.
  • Let’s get tweet-faced!
  • Channeling my inner flamingo
  • I have a bird that can read minds, it’s a mynah reader.
  • A bird that’s always on the phone is a tweety bird.
  • Chirping my way through life
  • Birds of a feather flock together
  • Fly high, stay humble
  • Life’s a sandy beach, but I’m just here for the seagulls
  • Winging it through the day
  • Happiness is a bird in the hand
  • Feathered friends for life
  • Eyes on the prize (and the birds)
  • Taking flight, chasing dreams
  • I just want to bird watch and chill
  • Flap your wings and fly away
  • Pecking away at life’s challenges
  • Free as a bird, and twice as happy
  • Birds make everything better
  • Flock yeah!
  • Taking flight, embracing life
  • Birds never fail to amaze me
  • Singing my heart out with my bird friends
  • Life is better with a bird’s eye view
  • Bird watching is my cardio
  • Fly free, stay wild
  • Birds are the ultimate social butterflies
  • Feathered beauties, soaring high
  • Nesting with my bird squad
  • Birds are the soundtrack to my life
  • From eggs to wings, birds inspire me
  • In a world full of pigeons, be a flamingo
  • Nothing beats a bird’s-eye view
  • Serenading my way through life with my bird friends
  • Living life on the fly
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We hope you have had fun reading these jokes and puns about birds. Whether you’re a bird enthusiast, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, these bird jokes and puns are sure to bring a smile to your face.

So let birds give you a reason to grin. Go ahead and share these jokes with friends and family, so everyone can get a good chuckle out of these punny tweets.

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